superdoofus-stratodrive:

i mean really, i’m like this close to blackmailing him.

<alt>nice guy, but i’ll take him to the cleaners if he doesn’t pony up before he leaves, else i’ll contact his wife</alt>

fun sidenote: we did a shot of tequila together against the tab of two non-tumblr users, i can respect that. but at the same time he needs to be fleeced.

You underestimate my wife, friend. Blackmail threshold’s a little higher than this: we’re talking midgets, cable ties, bleach, you get the picture.