First the bad news: contrary to langer’s speculation and, indeed the laws of nature, I can confirm that Mills is real. So now the rest of us guys just have to resign ourselves to the cold, hard fact that we’ll never be as intelligent, as funny, as attractive to women, as wise beyond our years; and that it’s already been done, and and even if we could do it, we would only ever be Buzz Aldrin to Mills’ Neil Armstrong (“Second comes right after first!”).

The good news is that Mills is his blog made flesh, but in a really good way.  The man is not only fizzing with insightful and thought-provoking ideas and observations, but is also funny, engaging and fascinated by other people.  As it has been with the other Tumblrers I have met IRL, I am honoured to call him a friend.  Especially as he paid for lunch.